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One Day Only, Tapeheads! SECRET LAIR Offers Up Christmas Jeers with their BLACK METAL YULE LOG Limited VHS! HAIL SANTA!
If you’re looking to get ravishingly grim in a rewind-inclined kind of way this Christmas, the video vindicators over at Secret Lair have unleashed some infernal analog blasphemy and command you to celebrate this Holiday season covered in corpse paint with their limited-time re-release of BLACK METAL YULE LOG! That’s right, Tapeheads: summon this sacrilegious slab to your trusty VCR and change the merry to morose, the cheer to jeers and watch Santa’s sleigh turn into a blaze in the Northern Sky! Here it is, Tapeheads! Set your set ablaze with infernal analog rewind warmth! PLEDGE YOURSELF HERE. Here’s more...