One Day Only, Tapeheads! SECRET LAIR Offers Up Christmas Jeers with their BLACK METAL YULE LOG Limited VHS! HAIL SANTA!
If you’re looking to get ravishingly grim in a rewind-inclined kind of way this Christmas, the video vindicators over at Secret Lair have unleashed some infernal analog blasphemy and command you to celebrate this Holiday season covered in corpse paint with their limited-time re-release of BLACK METAL YULE LOG! That’s right, Tapeheads: summon this sacrilegious slab to your trusty VCR and change the merry to morose, the cheer to jeers and watch Santa’s sleigh turn into a blaze in the Northern Sky!
Here it is, Tapeheads! Set your set ablaze with infernal analog rewind warmth! PLEDGE YOURSELF HERE.Here’s more from Secret Lair, with details on the release: "Forget Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Bing Crosby, or Gary Hoey - let your hate flow with BLACK METAL YULE LOG this holiday season. Guaranteed top-charting black metal artists perform for you, while nuzzled up against your 12" TV/VCR combo. Includes bonus holiday content also. HAIL SANTA." This is the LAST time it will ever be produced. $15 + shipping, limit one per person. Goes on sale at 12:01am 12/18/15, ends at 11:59pm. FRIDAY DECEMBER 18TH - ONE DAY ONLY. Ships Priority Mail via USPS on Saturday, December 19th. USPS claims it will be there by Xmas.” Yeah, man – just one day! AND IT’S TODAY! So don’t delay, and groove your caboose over to the Official Secret Lair Store and grab this slab of absolute analog impiety that’s sure spice up any holiday party and possibly clear the room! And don't forget about the not-so-merry bonus material on there, too, man. That will also totally rule. HAIL SANTA!!
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