READ the First Chapter of VIDEO TOWN - the New Original Novel from LUNCHMEAT! [EXCLUSIVE]
Yo, Tapeheads!
Here's a little classic "try it before you buy it" action for our brand new original novel VIDEO TOWN!
VIDEO TOWN IS AVAILABLE NOW [CLICK HERE] in a Limited First Edition of 250 copies, only from LUNCHMEAT! They're nearly gone at the time of this post, so fast forward to VIDEO TOWN, and grab your copy before they're all rented out!

Authored by longtime LUNCHMEAT contributor and SPANDEXORCIST writer Robert Freese, VIDEO TOWN unreels the story of Beck: the lovable and laidback leader of a small town video store as he serves the colorful clientele their every video entertainment need.
But when Barnaby Winthrop threatens to press stop on VIDEO TOWN with his greasy, corporate slimeball video bore SHOWTIME VIDEO, it's war. Everything comes down to a high-stakes, two-day rental contest culminating on Halloween Night, 1987!
Crashing together a cast of kooky characters, crazy pranks, lots of partying, and two armfuls of video rental store nostalgia, VIDEO TOWN spectacularly manifests the 80s-era cult comedy that never made it to the screen… YET!

For fans of movies like JOYSTICKS, MEATBALLS, ANIMAL HOUSE, and the endless stack of blissfully ridiculous comedies only the 80s could produce, VIDEO TOWN queues up a time when VCRs ruled the living room and working for the weekend was a way of life.
With Beck and his crew dead set to bid SHOWTIME VIDEO adieu, this is one video store Halloween showdown you should be terrified to miss!!
This is a must-read for folks that grew up in the video rental era enjoying the raucous and playfully racy comedies that populated the video store shelves.
Don't take out word for it! Check out the first chapter here, totally FREE!
Please read on, dear friends of the rewind-inclined way, and don't forget to grab your copy of VIDEO TOWN before you can't, man!








VIDEO TOWN is now available, Tapeheads. This Limited First Edition won't last. Get your ticket to VIDEO TOWN and take it home with you forever.
GET YOUR COPY OF VIDEO TOWN BY CLICKING THIS LINK!